“Golden Flower Boy gave me a pill that he was experimenting with. I’m merely just a pet, I wouldn’t have that sort of treasure.” Yu Tu sent a sad emoji,
“Oh yeah, do you have anything that can help someone improve his physical fitness quickly?” Lin Hai asked anxiously upon remembering baldie’s quest in finding him. “Great, thank you so much!” Lin Hai was elated, who knew that someone like Yu Tu would have this kind of connections. I often help Lao Zi in his pharmacy, I’ll help you ask him what medicine would be effective.” Yu Tu offered. “Oh, then it’s likely due to the separation of one’s body and soul. “A person is in a vegetative state when he or she is still alive but unable to wake up.” Lin Hai explained simply. If the deities didn’t know what a vegetative state was how would Yu Tu, a pet rabbit, know? “If you don’t mind me asking, what is a vegetative state?” “Yes, do you have any?” Lin Hai felt a surge of happiness. Yu Tu: Great Immortal, I see that you’re looking for medicine that can cure a patient who is in a vegetative state? I have some things to attend to, I shan’t disturb you, Qiang Ge.”īaldie Qiang bid Lin Hai farewell and continued walking with his men in tow. “Ah, Jiang Nan University is just around the corner. “Jiang Nan University to look for some punk named Lin Hai.” “Qiang Ge, where are you bringing your brothers to today?” Lin Hai sighed a breath of relief and quickly changed the subject. The second guy cowered in fear, feeling extremely wronged. “Damn it, you nearly allowed me to beat up my brother here.” Qiang Ge scolded. Qiang Ge slapped his 2 men on the back of their heads. “You’re right!” Baldie Qiang nodded his head in agreement and loosened his grip on Lin Hai’s hand. Take a step back and look at things, even if you don’t believe me, you’ll trust your own intelligence right? How many people on this planet would be able to fool someone like you?” Lin Hai continued to convince Qiang Ge. “Fuck, you’re right.” Baldie Qiang said as he rubbed his head. “That’s just it, did you see me run? If I were really playing you, would I have voluntarily came to say hi? Don’t be stupid.” Lin Hai shrugged.
“Please, you would have run away! Otherwise, I would have beaten you to death!” Baldie Qiang replied. If I were really playing you then what would my reaction have been when I first saw you today?” “Fuck, what the hell are you talking about?” Baldie Qiang eyed Lin Hai suspiciously. I was just trying to express this.” Lin Hai explained. “Everyone knows that’s you, Qiang Ge, are willing to do anything for your brothers, just like how a father protects his son. “Shit, I didn’t mean it like that Qiang Ge!” Lin Hai looked extremely wronged.
“Damn it, so aren’t you trying to imply that I’m your son?” Qiang Ge shouted. “Yes, but what’s the problem?” Lin Hai acted confused. “You still won’t admit that the song you dedicated to me was a song a father would sing to his son?” Qiang Ge asked angrily. “Played you? Where is this coming from? Qiang Ge, I practically worship you!” “Wait a minute!” Lin Hai shouted anxiously, “Fucker played me at the pub! I’ll kill you!” “You crazy! Fuck! It’s you…” Baldie recognized Lin Hai and grabbed his collar tightly. “Hey! Qiang Ge! We meet again!” Lin Hai jumped in front of baldie, scaring him in the process. “Crap, it’s baldie!” Lin Hai was shocked. There was a bald head with 2 sidekicks dressed in floral heading towards him. After eating, he decided to walk around for a little while.Īs he was walking, Lin Hai looked up. “Oh, I guess the Monkey King isn’t there after all.” Lin Hai kept his phone.įeeling a little hungry, Lin Hai headed to the alley behind the school to have a bowl of noodles. “Great King, are you there? I need your advice on the situation.” Lin Hai sent Monkey King the message. The people in High Heaven Trading Circle really don’t know what a vegetative state is. Wu Gang: Hutu Xian, tell me, who do you want me to kill? You can pay me after the job’s done.
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Zhu Bajie: For plants, please look for a professional Gang Xiao Hutu Xian: Looking to buy medicine that can treat patients in a vegetative state.Įrlang Shen: Vegetative state? What’s that, is it a vegetable deity?Ĭhang Er: Not sure, never heard of it before. Li Jing: Zha, You’re so stupid, that’s the price of a whole family’s yearly income! (String of angry emojis) Upon entering the group chat, Lin Hai noticed that Lei Gong was in the midst of selling some things. Made from gathering 18 lightning bolts from different deities of Lightning and Thunder.